.003. Hey, remember the time I would only read the backs of cereal boxes...?
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 12:55
last night was pretty good. i finished my story! thank god, i've been working on that for far too long. it is, afterall, a SHORT story. when jared got home he burned off some of the porn he was downloading for us while i was on my period and we went and smoked and we were watching Team America: World Police. it was a good night. we chatted for FOREVER once we went to bed. we didn't have sex because i have a uti. =[ i hate it. so yeah, we just kept talking. i only have one thing to say: THIS IS NOT A BOAT. =] okay, the story for that is kind of lame but for us we found it hilarious. we were cuddling and i was down too far so i was trying to scoot up towards him a little more, but of course i'm stoned, so that didn't go so well haha. i end up saying "i'm trying to swim up there but it isn't working out so well" and he says "this is not a boat." as if it explains my issues swimming haha. so then i say "this isn't water! that is what i would need to swim properly." and we start laughing and he goes "yes! but i was also correct." and i say "what? with your brilliant assessment of the situation?" and then the joke started from there. and suddenly we wanted to take a picture of a mattress, paste it on a picture of the ocean and paste a mast on top of the mattress and have it read "THIS IS NOT A BOAT." =]] then we went off about how we can do that and say that we know this, we know from EXPERIENCE that this is not a boat. idk. it was really funny to us. =] anyway.
that's it for now. i am going to go turn the music up. i can hear the church bells over it.
